Saturday, May 31, 2014

Hipster Parents Win Award for Turning 6-Year-Old Daughter Into a 'Boy'

I always wanted to be a rock star, but I can't sing, play guitar or dance.
I've always felt in my heart that I was meant to be a rock star nonetheless.
So I've made a decision.
From now on, I'm going to dress like Elvis, and everybody must refer to me as "the King" and buy my records. Women everywhere must swoon when I enter the room, and when I "perform," everybody must applaud, even if I sing off key and flub my guitar solo.
Anyone who fails to comply will be bullied, called names, possibly sued and be forever labeled a whatever-phobe you would be if you hate phony rock stars.
I will receive several Grammys because I am such an inspiration to talentless would-be musicians everywhere.
Does any of that sound reasonable to you?
No, I didn't think so.
So how is it in any way reasonable to give an "inspiration award" to a couple who have tried very hard to turn their 6-year-old daughter into a "boy"?

Read more at Godfather Politics.

Obama's Chief of Disinformation Resigns

Maybe it proved to be too much strain for Jay Carney. There's only so much a person can take, even if that person is a dyed-in-the-government-issued-wool, communist-poster-collecting hardcore leftist fibber.
There was no tale, no matter how preposterous, that Carney wouldn't spin for his boss, President Obama, or any of the White House rogues gallery.

Carney was Obama's Mouth of Sauron, Baghdad Bob, Goebbels and Emily Litella all rolled into one.

Read more at Political Outcast.